How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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