weddingsv make me drug and hornr
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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