things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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