plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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