she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I think your dad took our porno
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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