i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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