if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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