Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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