You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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