hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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