he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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