Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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