I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the day after is always just damage control
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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