I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I think I sprained my soul last night
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Two words: nipple clamps
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