how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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