need another drink. this is the easiest way
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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