worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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