I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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