Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Randomize
