Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
