Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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