No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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