So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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