Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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