Your tits are I can't wait for
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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