you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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