You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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