Buhtt sex?
I understand Curling. That high.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize
