She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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