just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think my vagina is haunted
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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