Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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