did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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