The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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