I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I checked into jail on foursquare
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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