I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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