Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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