i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
seriously i just wanna be friends
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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