what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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