hell yes lets make some ravioli
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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