Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You are a genius and a whore.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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