Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
