what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
