Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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