Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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