He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i think i have herpe
just one?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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