It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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