I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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