I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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