the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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