you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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