Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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