3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I just cut my nipple shaving
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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