At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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